All of the madness with none of the genius

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To the lady cycling in front of me on the bike path: Put down the ham sandwich and PEDAL FASTER!

ieatbutter:

It wasn’t shameful until you had to explain to the landlord that your rent is late because your insurance doesn’t cover Candied Bacon related burn care.

Candied Bacon is the new Bacon Cookies!

ieatbutter:

It wasn’t shameful until you had to explain to the landlord that your rent is late because your insurance doesn’t cover Candied Bacon related burn care.

Candied Bacon is the new Bacon Cookies!

Source: ieatbutter

myampgoesto11:

Trevor Jackson: Skull Teapot and Mandible Ashtray

WANT.

(via craft-ish)

Source: far4.net

Sorry former 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord, but I’ve been rockin’ the no makeup look for years now.

Sorry former 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord, but I’ve been rockin’ the no makeup look for years now.

godzuki:

Beirut at Coachella 2012

I’m beyond excited to hear Beirut live this summer! :D

Source: godzuki

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Cut Off Jean Lace Shorts. Another easy and pretty tutorial from Clones & Clowns here. EDIT: hippoplatypus asked where to buy this type of lace and my response is here.

Is it so bad to want pretty things?

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Cut Off Jean Lace Shorts. Another easy and pretty tutorial from Clones & Clowns here. EDIT: hippoplatypus asked where to buy this type of lace and my response is here.

Is it so bad to want pretty things?

Source: clonesnclowns.wordpress.com

But my body is a temple!

But my body is a temple!

(via comethefuckonman)

Source: procaine

khanartistt:

This took me WAYYYYY too long to get.


I…. can’t….. stop laughing…..

khanartistt:

This took me WAYYYYY too long to get.


I…. can’t….. stop laughing…..

(via findastrangerinthealps)

Source: twitter.com

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed people are considered all-powerful.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed people are considered all-powerful.

Where the hell can I get this? I demand to know! Don’t ask, don’t judge. It’s just one of those months.

Where the hell can I get this? I demand to know! Don’t ask, don’t judge. It’s just one of those months.

(via femalef1tzy)

Source: mermaidchiild